You just gotta threaten whatever it is you stubbed your toe on with that toothy grin, and it'll be sorry.
These Shark Plush Slippers look just like Great White Sharks, and in order to wear them you must slip your foot deep into the sharks' bellies (accessed via the little known secret hatch behind every shark's dorsal fin). Will your feet emerge unscathed? Maybe. Will they be cozy and comfortable? Definitely!